Jom Pi Tengok Pak Itam Menari!

aku bangun pagi

aku gosok gigi

aku makan roti

dhl telepon aku

aku dapat satu

aku belek belek

aku bukak bukak

aku lompat lompat

aku dah dapat

apa yang aku dok tungu tunggu

aku nak pi tengok depa

aku sanggup belanja

A for Akon - the black man who turns guilty to a beautiful song

B for Beyonce - a black girl who dreams to be blonde and controls the world

tak sabaq nak pi jadi kera dapat bunga!

waakakakakakka!

okeh... untuk sapa sapa yang tak kenai sapa dua pak itam ni...

selamat bergoogle!

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Hangpa Besa Duduk Ataih Riba Michael Jeksen?

hangpa besa?

aku besa...hahaha

dah dah....

pi buat keja lein...

dia dok sebok..kat alam lein...

huk huk..

hepi besday cabaikering... muda setehun lagi hang!

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Jom RAYA!

aku heran...

raya ni bukan untuk nak bersuka ria ka? kalau macam tu pasai apa aku dok sebok penat buat kerja? uwaaaaaaa!
lani dok pening apa pun tak habih lagi nih! duit raya pun aku tak lipat lagi... baju pun tak seterika lagi.. baju raya bagi mak indon seterika sekali hanguih..menangih ayaq mata darah satni!

raya tehun ni tak besh sangat.. bapak aku dah takdak.. mcm ni rupanya raya tehun pertama takdak bapak nak disalam... tapi yang beiknya.. jimat sikit duit raya! waakaka! kejam betoi!

apa apa pun.. raya tetap raya.. bunga api dah sedia.. sat aku nak kena pi rebuih ketupat plastik pulak.. mak aku bagi essainmen. tak buat mampuih..

terimalah... dari cabai kering... pantun raya.. bacalah macam mana hangpa suka.. guna musik lagu rasa sayang pun boleh.. lagu beat it pun boleh... janji baca!

Kelantan
Make nasik cicoh budu
Jange lupo tamboh satar
Kelik rayo taksir laju
Nanti rayo dale sepita

Terengganu...
Makang ubi jamang jepong
Makang kepok cicah cuke
Bulang pose mung bengong
Bulang raye mung gile

Pahang...
Sepadan Pahang ada kasino
Nasi dagang ikan patin
Jange mu masam muko
Raya makan rendang sadin

Johor...
Cegitu cegini awak suke
Awak suke kite tak suke
Esok luse hari raye
Sama-sama bersuke rie

Melaka... (kah kah kah…pengotoq betoi org Melaka..opss…sini xdak org Melaka kan?)
Hawau kau berak merate
Kaki bengkak ulau patok
Kalu balik naik kerete
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok

N. Sembilan...
Masak lomak cili api
Campo dongan daun turi
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri (org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)

Selangor/K.Lumpur...
Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
Tapi wa tipu sama lu
Raya jangan buat tak tau
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu

Perak...
Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong
Deroyan busok tebok tupai
Pandu hemat ingat kampong
Asal teman selamat sampai

Kedah...
Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
Lapaq perut makan pau
Macam mana tak ketaq
Kena paksa bagi angpau

Perlis...
Padang besaq kecik aja
Tempat siam lalu lalang
Hari raya kita berbelanja
Jangan sampai menambah utang

And last but NOT LEAST …PANTUN KAMPUNG AKU!

Penang...
Nasi kandaq kedai mamak
Anak mami juai pesemboq
Lepaih raya toksah dok teriak
Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq.....

wakakakakkakaa..... tima kasih suhaila bagi aku kopirite nak bubuh kat belog aku..


MAAP ZAHIR BATIN!

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Posa Ka Dak?

bayangkan... cermin mata yang hangpa pakai untuk tengok dunia dengan terang selama ni... tiba tiba kaboq nampak gelap bila pakai...

bayangkan... kasut yang hangpa pakai pi kerja hari hari... tiba tiba longgaq..

bayangkan... koley yang hangpa dok guna minum kopi tiap tiap pagi..bocoq pagi ni...

bayangkan... bila hangpa terlalu pecaya yang mamak roti nanti hantaq roti banggali tiap tiap malam untuk hangpa makan tapi sekali dia tak hantaq....

maka aku dok merapukah? dak... aku tak merapu...

aku belajaq benda yang baru.. pasai tu aku cuti lama... aku pi mengaji

aku tak mengaji jeuh... dekat saja... tapi terasa macam jeuh...

apa yang aku belajaq?

1. kalau hangpa nak pecaya kat orang.. beik pecaya kat beruk
2. kalau hangpa nak sayang orang.. beik hangpa sayang anak tikuih yang bulu tebai tu
3. kalau hangpa nak jadi bodoh.. jadilah macam aku

Selamat Berposa Lagi 3 setengah hari...
Malam ni kita serbu masjid... pi semayang tau...bukan pi makan nasik malam 27 ja...huuhu

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The Climb - Miley Cyrus

I can almost see it

That dream I'm dreaming but

There's a voice inside my head sayin,

You'll never reach it,

Every step I'm taking,

Every move I make feels

Lost with no direction

My faith is shaking but I

Got to keep trying

Got to keep my head held high

There's always going to be another mountain

I'm always going to want to make it move

Always going to be an uphill battle,

Sometimes I'm gonna to have to lose,

Ain't about how fast I get there,

Ain't about what's waiting on the other side

It's the climb

The struggles I'm facing,

The chances I'm taking

Sometimes they knock me down but

No I'm not breaking

I may not know it

But these are the moments that

I'm going to remember most yeah

Just got to keep going

And I,I got to be strong

Just keep pushing on, cause

There's always going to be another mountain

I'm always going to want to make it move

Always going to be an uphill battle,

Sometimes I'm gonna to have to lose,

Ain't about how fast I get there,

Ain't about what's waiting on the other side

It's the climb

There's always going to be another mountain

I'm always going to want to make it move

Always going to be an uphill battle,

Sometimes you going to have to lose,

Ain't about how fast I get there,

Ain't about what's waiting on the other side

It's the climb

Keep on moving

Keep climbing

Keep the faith baby

It's all aboutIt's all about

The climb

Keep the faith

Keep your faith..........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs

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berabuk... bersawang...alamak.. ada spiderman pulak dok gayut!

tu dia haih!


tengok tajuk pun hangpa mesti tau aku tak reti nak tulih apa dah


punyalah rindu nak tulih... tapi aku takut... satgi hangpa ramai ramai kerumun belog aku.. satgi telrlepaih h1n1 satgi tak kak leceh...? wakakak


ada banyak menda merapu aku nak tulih.. bulan lepaih anak menakan aku menikah.. kami pi pahang.. pi singgah janda beik.. memang beik sugguh! wakakaka


lepaih tu aku melewaq lagi mingggu lepaih.. cari makan la....



yang paling sedeh tu... kapai terbang penuh.. aku tak sempat nak pi.. huhu..


aku nak pi tengok la macam mana depa kebumi dia...



kesian pulak kat dia.. hidup huru hara.. yang ni memang lilin betoi punya.. terbakaq hanguih...



mikel jakson.... hang memang a legend... mai sikit harta.... hehehe

aku suka gambaq negro.. tak suka gambaq org putih... hmmmm...

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Skim Nak Kaya Ka Nak Kayap Ni?!

Selalu kan kita nanti dapat email macam kat bawah ni.. Konon depa ada duit nakmintak tolong kta bok keluaq duit tu.. lepaih tu kita pun dapat habuan kita..

Masyaallah... Yang aku pelek.. ada jugak hamba Allah yang tertipu dengan menda alah ni... kesian pun kesian jugak.. tapi takkanla tak nampak logik dia.. mai pulak negro dua tiga ekoq yang mengaku loyer dokter...

Memang banyak jenayah macam ni asai dia dari Nigeria.. tapi aku heran macam mana orang Mesia boleh ... boleh hilang kat RM20juta kat depa!!!

Bukan tu ja.. kalau hangpa try juai barang mahai macam videocamera dalam mudah pun depa nanti kata nak beli.. konon depa ada kat London.. tapi soh hantaq pi nigeria kat anak menakan la menantu la... ikut kita la nak nilai yang mana betoi..

Tapi yang heran.. polis tak boleh ka menyamaq macam org biasa.. cuba deal dengan depa ni lepaih tu tangkap depa? Kalau dah sampai tahap 20juta ni? Sapa anak polis sini tolong mai jawab sat

Aku harap takdak dah orang yang nak kena tipu macam ni lein kali...

keysian...

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Hello sir the info.

MADAM Abbas mandoza, family ventures sudan
Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Reply-To: cynthaxmenz@centrum.cz
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Asalamualaikum,I am Madam Abbas .C. Mandoza, a Sudanese refugee in Thailand, My late husband was a very big top officer in oil sector under the government of Sudan, he was also in charge of reviving royalties from the Miltie-national oil companies and government on behalf of the oil producing communities in Sudan.He died at the Darfur region of Sudan where they were on a peace keeping mission after being ambushed by Sudanese rebels. He has since being buried in line with religious rites and the family have since moved out from Sudan. My purpose of contacting you is to seek your assistance in Investing a particular fund deposited by my late husband in a [safe&financial keeping company in south east Asia]security. For our investment purpose in Asia. We just need your directions to follow-up However, this correspondence is official, and it should be treated as such. At first i will like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free, I decided to contact you after an intensive search and reading you profile am being convinced within me that you’ll not disappoint us considering the important of this transaction to me as a widow and my family. The whole documents relating to the fund are very much intact with me and my children which i left with by my late husband (a son and a daughter). As a matter of fact, this is the future of our family and this is why i am contacting you to help us on behalf of my late husband and family in this our investment plan. We intend investing this sum $5.6M in Asia to enable us move from this uncivilized part of the world(Africa) since it was my late husband's plan, it pains me a lot till this moment that, he did not return from his mission to carry on with his visions for us. Please for the Allah sake we want you to be our eyes in buying a house and help us in our investment plan in your country because we are not civilize and we have no idea about business investment. we don't want to make mistakes. The amount involved is Five million, six hundred thousand U.S. dollars(US$5.6m). Upon the receipt of your respond and both parties understanding, I will forward the whole details including the area of assistance required from you. 15% (negotiable) part of the fund will be given to you at the end as compensation for your assistance. This will be discussed when I hear from you. Thanks for your anticipated assistance. Do not reply to notification email. Respond to my official Email:cynthaxmenz@centrum.cz Yours Sincerely, Mrs.Abbas C. Mandoza. (For the family).

Awat... Pasai Apa....

talam dua muka....insaflah...

Awat...Pasai Apa...

Manusia Suka Berdengki?

Awat...Pasai Apa...

Manusia Tak Boleh Tengok Orang Lein Hidup Senang?

Awat...Pasai Apa...

Manusia Tak Boleh Kerja Dengan Ikhlaih...

Awat...Pasai Apa...

Manusia Boleh Taboq Pasiaq Kat Periuk Nasik Orang Lein...Cuma Kerana Orang Tu Kerja Sungguh Sungguh Cari Nasik Halai?

Bahagialah Hangpa Yang Buat Naya Kat Sesama Manusia..

Semoga Allah Balaih Apa Yang Patut..

Semoga Perut Hangpa Kenyang Makan Rezeki Tak Berkat.. Rezeki Curi Tulang...

Alhamdulillah..Amiin...

Wakakkakaaka

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Saya Bangla Mari La Inchek...Bukan Lakon Punya Orang

hehehe

best pulak baca paper star tadi..
tergelak jugak dengaq lagak orang kena tangkap basah..
sanggup berbalut dalam kerten rumah pekeja asing...mengaku dia tu pekeja asing.. wakaka

tu la hangpa ni... pada pada la nak buat maksiat pun... sampai orang tak tahan telepon komplen kat jabatan agama islam..

kan ka naya nak kena tukaq bangsa! wakaka
dan yang paling best... hangpa tengokla sendiri nama orang yang buat liputan berita nih!

MALU WEI!!!

Actor flees Jais raid on fiancee’s home without his clothes
Compiled by BEH YUEN HUI, YENG AI CHUN and A. RAMAN
A TV actor tried to make a quick escape – minus his clothes – when Selangor Religious Department (Jais) officers raided his fiancee’s apartment in Petaling Jaya, reported Harian Metro.
The 20-something actor, who appears in a mystic and horror TV series, managed to climb to the next unit’s balcony on the fifth floor at 3am recently.
Five Jais officers raided the apartment after receiving complaints from neighbours that the actor and his fiancee would meet up frequently at her home.
The woman, also in her 20s and an assistant producer in the TV series, told the officers that she lived alone.
The woman, who was dressed in a sleeveless top and skimpy shorts, allowed officers into her room where they found a pair of men’s trousers and shirt.
Jais Special Force Unit chief Shahrom Maarop said: “Further inspection found signs that a person had exited through the balcony.”
The officers then went next door and found a few male foreigners living in the apartment.
One of the officers spotted a man who had wrapped himself with the curtains near the balcony.
“Officers questioned the actor who tried to pose as one of the foreigners. But the ruse did not work as his accent and skin colour were different from the occupants.
“The actor finally admitted that he had been sleeping at the woman’s home and that they were engaged,” Shahrom said.

sorilah aku tak hapdet lama.. aku pi cari makan.. tempat jeuh.. dah balik pun..

anak anak pun cuti sekolah... takdak kaitan dengan takdak hapdet..hehehe

tapi memang aku bizzi lani.. bizzi bukan pasai bisnes besaq... bizzi pasai aku dok buat kerja merapu banyak..

hangpa kerap kerap la mai jengok aku nah!

tima kasih...
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sikit hari ni... pasai post hari tu.... :-)

sikit hari ni... kurang orang komen kat belog aku..

aku hingat belog aku dah basi la..

baru ni aku post satu benda kontoversi.. aku postla cara kontroversi..

alhamdulillah.. banyak la pulak pendapat masuk... hehehhe

tima kasih banyak nah.. cabaikering suuuukaaaaa!

aku ak jugak la mintak maap kat orang yang rasa tak sedap jiwa raga tengok post kali ni.. marah takpa..tapi kena maapkan aku tau...huhuhu..

tapi nak habaq mai kat hangpa jugakla.. cabaikering bukan mangkuk hayun..nak pesalah ustazah pulak pasai benda ni..wakakak....cabaikering ingat nak tulis salah chekgu matematik...tapi macam tak sesoooai la plak...hahaha

tapi nak jawabla sikit kat blogger yang sudi tinggai jejak..

1. kalau dia belajaq adab bersolat..dia takkan nak pakai macam ni walaupun dia ikhlaih...salah sapa tak ajaq dia??? chekgu bm ka?

2. kita semua tau jeuh dalam sudut hati pakai baju macam ni pun dah cukup tak elok..apatah lagi nak bawak bersolat.. sapa yang cipta baju macam ni?

3. kita tau ramai lagi yang pakaian dia elok..tapi dia tak solat...itu hak dia..kalau dia tak kacau kita tunaikan solat..tapi kalau hang ni pompuan.. pakai skert pendedk masuk surau nak solat mau tak haru????

4. mana kita tau orang yang tangkap gambaq ni tak tegoq dia? mungkin orang ni hantaq gambaq nak buat pengajaran kat kita semua..

5. kita tak tau dia dapat pahala ka dosa.. tapi kita marah kan bila kita dapat gambaq perkataan Allah kat botoi arak? atau kat tempat yang tak patut??? tapi bawak masuk benda tak patut ke rumah Allah ni boleh ka? chekgu sejarah tak ajaq ka?

melalui post kali ni.. cabaikering paham..lein org lein cara tengok benda.. tapi toksahla sesekali kata takpa kat benda yang menghina macam ni..

cabaikering pun tak habaq kata chekgu dia mengajaq dia pakai macam tu.....jangan dok salah interperet..wakkaaka...

lagi satu... hangpa toksahla dok anggap belog merapu cabaikering ni belog mendakwah..aku ni pun jalan macam ketam... satgi...leceh... ! tapi aku sudi dengaq kalau hangpa nak perbetoi aku..

wallahualam.. jom istighfar 3X .....

tima kasih semua... tak mai penang ka cuti skolah ni!

ps- bank masuk contest dapat barang pree...masuk sini

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