tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81811702536853378952024-03-05T15:15:30.276+08:00CaBaiKeRinG...belog ni saja aku bok keluaq untuk aku luah bagi apa aku dok rasa pasai apa apa menatang binatang yang aku dok perati hari hari...kalau minat nak tau tu...bolehlah hangpa mai lagi...tak mau pun tak kesahlah.. janji aku sukaCaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.comBlogger115125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-84279765124907347392010-12-08T15:29:00.003+08:002010-12-08T15:49:24.776+08:00Baguih Punya Laki!<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT-lzm6XQ-YTIFXUhD1XyHpEZiSIB70yGOAQSyPP9Rq1JVP8n6td5l1v52lZNPzSqveCpP-g3qf1LE8gr-yybWJTy4lcH_M809MBM6zqXv5HvnQMPV8DccZzOzWkHeSb1I08LK_ozagP4/s1600/tyra-banks-louis-vuitton-purse.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5548214884247554434" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT-lzm6XQ-YTIFXUhD1XyHpEZiSIB70yGOAQSyPP9Rq1JVP8n6td5l1v52lZNPzSqveCpP-g3qf1LE8gr-yybWJTy4lcH_M809MBM6zqXv5HvnQMPV8DccZzOzWkHeSb1I08LK_ozagP4/s400/tyra-banks-louis-vuitton-purse.jpg" border="0" /></a><em><span style="font-size:85%;">"chek pi market dato kramat sat nah.." </span></em></div><br /><br /><div>Ada gerup mamu2 kaya dok kat satu kelab ekskLusip lepaih angkat berat kat gim. Tiba2 ada bunyi Iphone4 berdering.. <em><span style="font-size:85%;">kering kering.. cabai kering… kering kering..</span></em> </div><br /><div>Sorang mamu ni dalam umoq 40lebeh angkat la..<br /><br />"Hello?"<br /><br />"Mamu, nie chek nie,"<br /><br />"Emmm...awat "<br /><br />"Mamu dok ada kat klub lagi kah??"<br /><br />"Ha..."<br /><br />"La ni chek dok ada kat gurney plaza dekat ja dengan tempat mamu tu.. chek baru nampak kein sutera.. merelip mamu.. chek teringin la pulak… boleh kah chek nak beli mamu???"<br /><br />"Berapa dia letak?"<br /><br />"Ala mamu.. seribu lima ratuih ja pun"<br /><br />"O.K. Belilah kalau hang dah berkenan sangat"<br /><br />"Ahhh tima kasih mamu sayang… lagi satu kan…. Tadi masa chek nak mai sini.. chek singgah la sat kat green lane… kat kedai kereta beysa tu la… tup tup chek terkejut tengok ada Mercedes model baru mamu! Terbeliak bijik mata chek.. <em>tunjuk kat datin sebelah rumah kita mesti terbelah kain dia.. hehehe.</em> Chek suka la mamu.. sajalah kejip mata kat salesman tu.. dia kata dia nak bagi la good perice kat kita.. . . elok jugak kita tukaq buang BMW buruk yg beli tehun lepaih ni… akon tak sejuwk dah..”<br /><br />"Berapa dia dok offer kat hang?"<br /><br />" $280,000 ...saja mamu…"<br /><br />"Ha.. ok hang kata mau harga on the road tau macam tu”<br /><br />"Mamu ni memang Rajnikanth Bin Shahrukh Khan la! Lagi satu mamu belum chek terlupa..”<br /><br />"Apa dia?"<br /><br />"Mamu toksah dok buat terkejut pulak, Chek dah <em>check </em>akaun mamu tadi... lepaih tu kan..... pagi tadi chek singgah sat kat opis ejen rumah Robert sekali chek dapat tau mamu… <em>rumah bangla.. eh bukan..</em> rumah banglo yang kita dok usha tehun lepaih..... <strong>lani dok for sale dah</strong>!! Mamu ingat tak ni? Rumah tu la yang ada swimming pool bentuk love tuh, ada taman orkid kat belakang ,dekat tepi batu feringgi. .melecun mamu…kan mamu kan??? "<br /><br />" Berapa harga depa mintak?"<br /><br />" Tu la mamu depa bukak murah sangat $740,000... ja…O.K kan mamu, chek dah tengok dalam akaun kita memang boleh cover la banyak tu mamu.. . ."<br /><br />"Sempoi… beik hang pi kompem cepat.. tapi hang try la mintak $700,000. OK kah?"<br /><br />"OK, mamu sayang.. I lap you la.. malam ni chek masak kurma dalca kat mamu..!! I Love You !!!"<br /><br />"Bye... I Love you too..."<br /><br />Mamu tu touch screen END call . . .lepaih tu dia angkat tangan yang dok tengah genggam fon tu.. dia keriau… </div><br /><div></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;">Ni SAPA TAU SAPA PUNYA FON NI AKU JUMPA KAT KERUSI NI SAT SAT…MAI AMBIK AMBIK KAT AKU!</span></div><br /><div><br />‘GEDEBUK’<br /><br />HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>...cabaikering..</div><br /><div><em>di olah drpada emel aku dapat sat sat ni versi aku sendiri</em></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-11387797879509893432010-12-06T15:14:00.006+08:002010-12-06T15:22:06.664+08:00Satu Melesia...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzAouGNx7FjO2eVNOVM4YQnmtKbzbfiqnhShNzhj4a1WDDw-KdSFQ0ilwm7-jy_opMA_KX4i4h2-dJwvH445U5LxeaqBxhhCSBLI3Ye6yohQ38piUR3RKK4Q1arrpg0wQxZcZwJTg_ubs/s1600/races1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5547465838692074210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 357px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 337px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzAouGNx7FjO2eVNOVM4YQnmtKbzbfiqnhShNzhj4a1WDDw-KdSFQ0ilwm7-jy_opMA_KX4i4h2-dJwvH445U5LxeaqBxhhCSBLI3Ye6yohQ38piUR3RKK4Q1arrpg0wQxZcZwJTg_ubs/s400/races1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div align="center">aku tak rasa kita patut jadi satu malaysia</div><div align="center">pasai aku takut kita jadi macam satu indonesia</div><div align="center">memang depa cakap satu bahasa</div><div align="center">tapi sekali gaduh depa mein bakaq potong merata</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">maka toksah la dok merapu...</div><div align="center">daripada bising haru biru</div><div align="center">perbetoi tang diri sendiri dulu</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">kalau semua teluih masa kerja</div><div align="center">takdak sapa merana </div><div align="center">takdak sapa teraniaya</div><div align="center">takdak sapa nak kacau hangpa</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">aku tak setuju satu malaysia</div><div align="center">pasai aku tak boleh ubah bangsa</div><div align="center">tapi aku boleh jaga budi bahasa</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">maka berusaha la.. rezeki hak Allah</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">ni pendapat aku.. hangpa tak suka boleh belah...</div><div align="center">keh keh keh</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="left">...cabaikering...</div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-89401410754298612642010-12-03T16:06:00.003+08:002010-12-03T16:15:50.153+08:00Salam Dari Hospitel..<div align="center"><strong>Surat pada hospitel....</strong></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">Ada sorang ni sakit..</div><div align="center">Satu Hari.. Dengan penuh khusyuk dia dok tulih surat..</div><div align="center">Lepaih tulih surat.. Dia bok masuk la dalam sampoi</div><div align="center">Lepaih tu dia pass la surat tu kat sorang misi..</div><div align="center">Orang sakit : "Misi, Misi boleh tolong kah pos sat surat ni?"</div><div align="center">Misi : "Boleh. Surat untuk sapa nie?"</div><div align="center">Orang sakit : "Surat untuk saya lah..."</div><div align="center">Misi : "Ya ka...apa yang ada tulih dalam tu?</div><div align="center">"Orang Sakit : "Loh! cik misi ni banyak tanya la plak.Nak tau tunggu la posmen hantaq surat tue besok...barulah aku boleh baca isi dia!"</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">Misi berlalu sambil geleng kepala.</div><div align="center">(PS - Cerita Dari Hospitel Sakit Jiwa)</div><div align="center"> </div><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhkWZGL8euI6_Lp_BJCyjff_K5s1wDP9tyHyr2xYobOnIzJgLzia2DFOdZx_mpOtwviykxODeZ-udR4ZLm2alK9cW00QhwlPbR0E3a4WErNFZQAe5j3IU5IUuDTcdc0ithDORUUUT16Hw/s1600/tiajin.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5546364759004691746" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhkWZGL8euI6_Lp_BJCyjff_K5s1wDP9tyHyr2xYobOnIzJgLzia2DFOdZx_mpOtwviykxODeZ-udR4ZLm2alK9cW00QhwlPbR0E3a4WErNFZQAe5j3IU5IUuDTcdc0ithDORUUUT16Hw/s400/tiajin.jpg" border="0" /></a> doakan mereka.. Tianjin Mental Institute..</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">...cabaikering...<br /></span></div><div align="center"></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-77033044536584549432010-12-02T11:28:00.004+08:002010-12-02T11:45:05.896+08:00amboi tiba tiba hang tembuih mai pada mana ni?<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_-o5QHO1W_4IRp3hY2v4_JC2gUOwMMO3ajVJbk0U3Vq2x_TEAZIjak4Q4NZL3r0juQuiO3qycbEwOeX1r2Kk1AOVV61g5tm138ob2k4OGu2xFCIpPpX7xrvslB5RHn9XEutM64qBFYv8/s1600/aishwarya-rai-11.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545924789585443314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 278px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_-o5QHO1W_4IRp3hY2v4_JC2gUOwMMO3ajVJbk0U3Vq2x_TEAZIjak4Q4NZL3r0juQuiO3qycbEwOeX1r2Kk1AOVV61g5tm138ob2k4OGu2xFCIpPpX7xrvslB5RHn9XEutM64qBFYv8/s400/aishwarya-rai-11.jpg" border="0" /></a> (abang abang.. gambaq ni terpandang sekali dah ok.. nak tengok dua kali hangpa tanggung dosa sendiri.. toksah kata aku yang paksa hangpa tengok..)<br /><br /><br /><div align="center">aku baru perasan</div><div align="center">bila orang tengok kedai fesbuk aku..</div><div align="center">mesti masuk belog juaimurah aku..</div><div align="center">bila masuk belog juaimurah aku..</div><div align="center">mesti tertanya sapa la tuan punya kedai lawa ni.. mesti dia pun lawa habih koman macam ashwararai....</div><br /><div align="center">maka dia pun kelik la nak tengok profil aku..</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">bila dah kelik..</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">apa lagi..</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">jumpa la cabaikering!</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">ceh.. malu la plak..</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">macam jatuh saham bisnes aku</div><div align="center">owner dia lagu tuh kah?</div><div align="center">sembang pun lebeh kurang..</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">huhu</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">lani aku tak tau nak kena sembunyi ka dak belog ni</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">nak sambung ka dak..</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">yg aku pasti..</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">banyak dah yang aku lalu rempuh..</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">kalau boleh hari2 aku nak mengarut mencarut kat sini..</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">tp apakan daya..</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">aku takdak 8 tangan...</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">ada 8 ringgit saja...</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">wassalam</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="left">...cabaikering.. <span style="font-size:85%;">yg semakin tua.. uhuk uhuk</span></div></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-67915512717721223852010-04-02T11:17:00.003+08:002010-04-02T15:46:41.486+08:00Labbaikallah Hummalabbaikh!<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNrZEkqW8I1tALu7l-IMel7MMKFTqQyHdKVChU4-LgKsnqIOE0pCgciYxDL7FwpzCgsbpWRrReldTYBgezVoxchsZhD2rMBZoy5kn2FhKUiOxCNNZTykNJbPyL16FvpDnxd98J1EHFzHI/s1600/IMG_9029.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455374910397796850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 267px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNrZEkqW8I1tALu7l-IMel7MMKFTqQyHdKVChU4-LgKsnqIOE0pCgciYxDL7FwpzCgsbpWRrReldTYBgezVoxchsZhD2rMBZoy5kn2FhKUiOxCNNZTykNJbPyL16FvpDnxd98J1EHFzHI/s400/IMG_9029.png" border="0" /></a> <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455374918385656706" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 267px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUx0MrretlXEuvbb5Tvl0zOqRz4DO_8GxwH5-OjFDrNcMA0O0VvHE1y8AsTzgYLaHWDBSiNyHb7CL29-6VJgQFcSRAOTHB02D7RZfuCFMQ3gucbTDhBdLOIrbHRoUwJN7r8EV4DVagvxQ/s400/IMG_9030.png" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455374925740927074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 267px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhc1KygB5Mx6xrjshL3olhAWGaCUWbCqlJp5JSLmgn-TT6WLIjKjL2joIOFpCX32gUf8ESVxBFrNNJDqeSukM5d3HQNBD2DJ669Xkg2Auonwu7x1-HJspItQk_4zX5x5TxZUUQOujSMjc/s400/IMG_9031.png" border="0" /></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-34345649023588822962010-03-16T15:57:00.003+08:002010-03-16T16:17:56.160+08:00rumah tumpangan batu keraih<div align="center">laki aku kata</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">'hang takdak keja lein ka.. yang hang dok pi ungkit cerita lama awat??'</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">aku kata</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">'biaq pi la aku kalau ada keja aku tak tulih la pon...'</div><br /><div align="center"></div><div align="center">dia kata</div><br /><div align="center"></div><div align="center">'takpa la.. hang p tulih benda lein..satgi depa baca depa lagi sakit hati dengki.. hang mau kah org tu masuk hospiter .. eh salah.. hang mau kah org dengki lagi?'</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">aku kata</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">'aku lapaq sila bawak aku pi makan. terima kasih'</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">maka aku tak mau bedosa buat benda laki tak suka</div><div align="center">mula hari ni aku berenti la cerita pasai benda lama</div><div align="center">biaq aku dan laki aku saja yang tau.. wakaka</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">hari ahad kami pi dok hotel</div><div align="center">pasai aku kena notis tak bayaq bil ayaq rm22.20</div><div align="center">ceh.. dapat notis saja guna alasan nak dok hotel</div><br /><div align="center">takpa..</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">macam ni</div><div align="center">aku ni sebenaqnya..</div><div align="center">dah 8 tehun menikah.. kemarin</div><div align="center">maka laki aku nak bagi lega telinga kena beletiaq..</div><div align="center">dia ampu aku dengan menda ni la</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">tima kasih nah.. encik adam</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">aku mcm besa.. jadi peghak la duduk hotel</div><div align="center">apa lagi.. mein tangkap gambaq ja la keja aku</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;">tima kasih en philips dr hard rock hotel penang..bagi kek ni kat aku..memang tengah lapaq pun..</span></div><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449142435629966546" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlCzo1OZXEpMOsz5OuZiDDuhFmx1II4ObXAEjkeFk09mOuAkINtOXlwX-wudYWpcGYsSfQPEnBYdcBQh9UeRI8z3zTC4MRpFyWPk_6kn2lvLueQv9jt0WuJdSwt5gI1T6byaCrIJ0dnAI/s400/IMG_2241.jpg" border="0" /></div><br /><p align="center">gambaq lein malaih la plak nak upload...huhuhu</p><p>...cabaikering...</p>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-82434923469993256922010-03-08T11:13:00.002+08:002010-03-08T11:31:51.181+08:00Bagi Pendek Ceghita!<div align="center">bagi pendek cheghita</div><div align="center">baru ni aku pi sekolah Ali Boy.. haghi sukan..</div><div align="center">best ja aku dok lompat sappot dia.. kalah budak budak lein lompat tinggi</div><div align="center">tahniah ali boy dapat meydel number satu.. mampuih aku lani nak pi katoq lubang gantung besi tu kat ghumah.. adoila...</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">lepaih dah tau sapa hantu ni..</div><div align="center">aku mintak tolong kawan aku..</div><div align="center">aku nak pi jugak ghumah dia</div><div align="center">tapi dah lupa la alamat dia.. macam mana nak pi pun tak gheti</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">bagi pendek chegita...</div><div align="center">dia tekezut la tengok aku sampai..</div><div align="center">aku angkut la apa yg boleh kat ghumah dia.. nak bagi cukup balik duet aku..</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">masa tu dia janji nak bawak aku pi satu tempat..</div><div align="center">aku dengan laki aku tunggu dia.. sat dia mai sat dia blah.. sampai mlm..</div><div align="center">tengah malam pukul 12.. dia buat kata dah lambat la..</div><div align="center">aku hangin betoi masa tu</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">kami laki bini keluaq blah mcm tu ja.. menangih aku dalam keta</div><div align="center">aku kol kawan aku ni habaq kat dia</div><div align="center">naseb beik dia bagi satu kontek ni kat aku soh mintak tolong</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">Alhamdulillah</div><div align="center">masa ni la aku punya sengat dah keluaq</div><div align="center">Allah tunjuk jalan kat orang kena penaya</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">aku dapat teruih lubang nak korek harta karun..</div><div align="center">Alhamdulillah</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">maka beloq aku dok jadi makin laku</div><div align="center">kami sevey merata cari tempat nak cari barang</div><div align="center">kami merantau sebulan sekali</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">kesimpulan dia. aku nak tima kasih la kat penipu ni</div><div align="center">pasai kalau dia tak buat naya kat aku</div><div align="center">aku tak dak kot sampai tahap macam ni</div><div align="center">cuma aku kesian kat dia</div><div align="center">dia tu bukan sebarang orang.. pandai la jugak</div><div align="center">kalau buat bisnes elok2 mesti boleh cepat kaya</div><div align="center">tapi setakat berapa ratuih nak pembohong..rugi banyak la....</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">nasib hang la doyah...<span style="font-size:85%;"><em> (teringat makcik doyah bini ustad wahab best pren mak aku...)</em></span></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="left">...cabaikering...</div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#cc0000;">p.s. blogger buat pasai tak boleh nak upload gambaq hari sukan.. sob sob..</span></div><div align="center"> </div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-1708660165836737342010-03-04T14:32:00.002+08:002010-03-04T15:01:19.491+08:00Sampai La Jugak..<div align="center">aku sebokk la plak hari ni</div><div align="center">heheh..meniaga terlaku sikit.. Alhamdulillah</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><em>sekali aku dok sembang ngan sorg budak celup ni.. nama belakang dia Rossi</em></div><div align="center"><em>dia kata dia suka la pulak baca belog aku! tima kasih puan rossi beli kuda kat kami............ <span style="font-size:85%;">esok ni kalau nak cari gajah ka badak sumbu ka fb saja okeh</span></em></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">tu dia haih! kembang la lubang telinga aku.. hehe.. teruih aku bukak blog nak hapdet..</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">maka dalam kat 2 minggu lebeh aku tunggu.. sampai la brg brg aku..</div><div align="center">ada aku tangkap gambaq tapi aku simpan kat laptop kat rumah.. aku lani dok salah guna harta syarikat :P</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">sampai 8 pekej.. 2 bijik stroller.. sebijik jeil aka safety gate</div><div align="center">lagi satu bakui dengan dua kotak..</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">dia punya balut baguih kepala dongga!</div><div align="center">koyak rabak aku terima.. wakaka</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">aku bukak satu satu.. setitik setitik ayaq mata aku luruh...</div><div align="center">astaga.. dua stroller hat dia bagi pun dah nak dekat patah.. sampai lubang kena puntung rokok pun ada! dah la aku pantang org hisap rokok.. ceh</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">gate dia lagi baguih.. tak cukup part.. juai kat sapa pun depa tarak mau</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">yang paling best.. kotak yang aku bukak..</div><div align="center">ada la patung patung lembut yang dah serabai kotoq.. aku kenai barang barang tu semua</div><div align="center">semua tu ada kat longgok yang aku jumpa kat baglo dia</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">laki aku kata sabaq cabai.. sabaq.. cuba hang kira satu satu brg tu semua boleh juai berapa</div><div align="center"> aku pun ambek la sampoea...errr..betoi ka aku eja ni..</div><div align="center">kira pi kira mai..terbalik pi terbalik mai..</div><div align="center">kalau laku la pun semua brg ni... mau la dapat dalam lima ratuih!!!! (KALAU LAKU)</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">CELAKA.... </div><div align="center">cepatla hang kayap buat kat haku macam ni</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">aku telepon dia banyak kali lepaih tu.. sat neik kapai la.. pi meeting la.. pi sana pi sini..</div><div align="center">tak mau nak jawab kat aku dah</div><div align="center">dia siap sound kat sms.. dia kata dia tak suka org kalut..</div><div align="center">bangang... kalau duit hang la melepaih seribu lima ratuih.. hang tak kalut ka?????? time time ekonomi gawat pulak tu!!</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">aku pun mengadu la ngan kawan chekgu ni.. kami pun sembang...</div><div align="center">sembang punya sembang... rupanya deh ni memang kaki con</div><div align="center">kawan aku ni kononya beli pada Z.. AKu beli pada T...</div><div align="center">Rupanya.. Z dgn T ni org yang sama!!!</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">Terkejut kami bila kami perasan.. bila terkejut ni kena rilek sikit... </div><div align="center">so aku sambung esok la pulak...</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">wassalam</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="left">...cabaikering...</div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-33910278026590051162010-03-03T14:17:00.003+08:002010-03-03T14:32:17.154+08:00B.R.A.<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7dUjJ1ioJZra4U6u7WTiFLPz2TSZYzStDy2uuR6Zs5cUUU1Hga1h0w2rzE0qNIAgT_foPEjo4EET8gpTl4lybMhIzjB2avGOfnR52ybh25_-IK6fnV5r32jHW20HKp5QfHQbNYZRcJvk/s1600-h/bra.bmp"><span style="font-size:78%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444291140504138370" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7dUjJ1ioJZra4U6u7WTiFLPz2TSZYzStDy2uuR6Zs5cUUU1Hga1h0w2rzE0qNIAgT_foPEjo4EET8gpTl4lybMhIzjB2avGOfnR52ybh25_-IK6fnV5r32jHW20HKp5QfHQbNYZRcJvk/s400/bra.bmp" border="0" /></span></a><em><span style="font-size:78%;"> (bra macam ni memang tak seksi tapi sedap pakai kot)</span></em><br /><br /><br /><div align="center">B.R.A</div><br /><div align="center">best friends are like a BRA. you hold them tight to your chest</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">ha... ni ayat paling baguih yang pompuan tu lempq kat kami</div><div align="center">belanja makan</div><div align="center">bagi kami lepak kat rumah dia</div><div align="center">memang rumah banglo dia duduk (tapi jenih besawang punya)</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">aku tengok selonggok brg kat rumah dia.. tu dia.. dekat satu bilik la..</div><div align="center">dia ada brg comei comei</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">aku pun jadi peghak.. pilih la tak habih habih</div><div align="center">murah ja dia kira kat aku</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">dia habaq kat aku macam macam</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">aku pun bagitau kat dia..</div><div align="center">aku nak meniaga ni sungguh sungguh</div><div align="center">aku baru kena vss</div><div align="center">aku sanggup guna duit ni kalau hang nak join dengan aku</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">dia dok cerita pasai kak dia sorang ni.. kak dia konon nama Z</div><div align="center">kakak dia ni hebat. ada hotel 3 4 bijik</div><div align="center">ada mersedis 3 bijik bg org kaya sewa</div><div align="center">ada kapai</div><div align="center">ada tanah</div><div align="center">meniaga lintang pukang</div><div align="center">macam macam</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">aku pun neik syok..</div><br /><div align="center">aku balik pulau mutiara dengan hidung kembang (macam ada mutiara kat dalam)</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">aku pun meniaga la.. laku alhamdulillah</div><div align="center">dalam pada tu.. dia selalu telepon aku</div><div align="center">kawan beik la kira</div><div align="center">aku ingat lagi sekali tu dia mintak password email aku</div><div align="center">dia kata blog aku tak cantek</div><div align="center">dia nak tolong</div><div align="center">seb beik aku ada akai lagi masa tu..huhu</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">sehari tu.. dia telepon aku</div><div align="center">dia kata ada lori mau masuk</div><div align="center">dia nak guna rm20,000.00 ya.. </div><div align="center">dia kata dia dah ada 16000. mau lagi sikit</div><div align="center">kalau aku mau, dia suruh aku buat list</div><br /><div align="center">barang apa aku mau lepaih tu dia mintak aku tambah lagi duet..</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">aku pun bagitaula apa aku mau</div><div align="center">aku masuk la rm1500... sikit hang kata???</div><br /><div align="center">dan aku pun tunggu la...</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">tunggu punya tunggu.. tunggu punya tunggu..tunggu punya tunggu..tunggu punya tunggu..</div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">tunggu la hapdet aku seteruihnya... wassalam..</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="left">...cabaikering...</div><br /><div align="center"></div></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-4653009482022819572010-02-23T10:59:00.002+08:002010-02-23T11:11:35.263+08:00Maka... Bermulalah..<div align="center">aku cari..aku nak tau la jugak</div><div align="center">mana depa ni dapat barang barang comei mcm tu..</div><div align="center">murah murah pulak tu..</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">bapak aku sakit makin teruk masa tu.. tapi kami buat cool..</div><div align="center">aku bukak blog satu lagi.. bagi senang org nak tengok apa yang aku dok juai</div><div align="center">aku pikiaq nama yang macam mana nak bagi gelama ikan.. eh.. bukan.. glamer kedai aku..</div><div align="center">dalam dalam dok putaq urat kepala cari aidia..</div><div align="center">maka aku pun teringat macam mana aku cukup syok pi penang road zaman dolu dolu</div><div align="center">aku suka bila mak aku kata nak pi juaimurah.. pi sana.. beli kein ela.. singgah makan laksa dengan cucoq udang mamak celah kedai. ais manih depa best! ada bijik mata katak.. ya.. itu selaseh.. syok minum nanti sebijik sebijik masuk celah lubang gigi aku yangd ah karat..huhu</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">maka terbukak la blog</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://www.juaimurah.blogspot.com/">JUAIMURAH</a></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">lepaih tu.. aku pun cri telepon sorang sorang org yang meniaga ni</div><div align="center">banyak yang tak berapa nak layan. ada yang cakap elok tapi tak boleh nak tolong.. pasai dia bukan along.. dia angah.. wakaka</div><div align="center">last last.. jumpa sorang cekgu ni..</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">dia setuju nak juai kat aku.. tapi barang dia tak la banyak mana sangat...mahai jugak la.. hehehe..</div><div align="center">tapi aku ambik la jugak nak bagi hidup kedai aku... alhamdulillah</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">lepaih dua tiga minggu.. masa tu aku kolumpo. ada kenduri.. masa tu la aku jumpa dr sam ngan maria... aku dapat cakap dengan sorang pompuan ni dari hujung benua..</div><div align="center">dia cakap punya la baguih..</div><div align="center">dia suruh aku pi rumah dia tengok barang.. ambik barang</div><div align="center"> aku pun seghonok.. ajak la encik jahat pi... (ya dia memang jahat)</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">aku bok masuk rmlimaratuih kat akaun pompuan ni</div><div align="center">aku plan pi ambik barang kat dia</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">maka berangkat la aku dengan kereta kuda kami..</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">okeh.. aku mintak mahap lama tak hapdet.. memang sangkut dengan raya la.. merantau la.. kerja la.. meniaga la.. nasib beik hari ni sempat sikit..</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">lein kali cabai sambung lein nah!</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="left">...cabaikering...</div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-56702472178932569342010-02-10T12:14:00.003+08:002010-02-10T12:38:35.813+08:00Duet Bukan Akon Ngan Lady Gaga..Tapi Uwang...<div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">yang dok besa baca belog aku mesti tau.. aku mula menulih ni masa aku dok keja lagi</div><div align="center">masa tu aku keja kilang.. baguih punya... ot melambak..</div><div align="center">gaji aku betimbun</div><div align="center">ujung minggu aku pi cari lubang mana aku boleh baling duet...</div><div align="center">Alhamdulillah...</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">lama lepaih tu..aku dapat bita tak berapa beik..</div><div align="center">konon ekonomi nak merudum..</div><div align="center">turun tangga seribu.. bukan neik macam masa taipusam...</div><div align="center">boss besaq kedonga kat kampeni nak lepaih 30 persen cintaku....ah ah ah..</div><div align="center">eish?! pi nyanyi dangdut buat apa?!</div><div align="center">sambung balik..</div><div align="center">30 persen makhluk pekeja kat sana depa nak bok keluaq</div><div align="center">takut takdak keja nak baggi kami buat</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">dah tu.. depa nak simpan yang kerepot.. depa nak pelepaih yang comei lote macam aku</div><div align="center">wakaka..</div><div align="center">kena la berenti jugak.. naseb beik dia bagi duit.. mau dekat 6 bulan punya gaji gak la terlepaih</div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#990000;">(khas untuk kera-jaan, aku redha sedekah kat lapan ghibu lebih kat hangpa..walaupun aku dah jadi penganggoq masa tu..aku sedekah)</span></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">aku ni jenih kepoh.. tangan otak mau jalan ja..</div><div align="center">aku sempat dok saja seminggu.. lepaih tu aku dah panaih</div><div align="center">aku dah pening cari keja merata</div><div align="center">aku takut</div><div align="center">nanti aku tak cukup duet sapa nak beli friskies kat anak kucing aku????</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">satu hari.. nak dijadikan cita.. aku bg kosong rumah</div><div align="center">bukan buang barang keluaq... maksud aku... aku tinggai sorang sorang kat rumah</div><div align="center">masa tu lagi sikit ja aku nak jadi tak betoi dah</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">aku start buka page kat bawah nih...</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://www.mudah.com.my/">mudah</a><br /></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy6JKp7buQeL0gwvgTTYl6Lm_Dr_whgNCRAa7mQ0ehttG2Ly46CybRJPBGuafajVAJHCLCjNv3bf3mfS1g3-bnMXMPWH-gpyPcuKmYN5Xp1TLAfsDpQv_bfcAkWM2w5Z76LQ3OB9rE2Xg/s1600-h/mataduit.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436464149463300642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 130px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 90px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy6JKp7buQeL0gwvgTTYl6Lm_Dr_whgNCRAa7mQ0ehttG2Ly46CybRJPBGuafajVAJHCLCjNv3bf3mfS1g3-bnMXMPWH-gpyPcuKmYN5Xp1TLAfsDpQv_bfcAkWM2w5Z76LQ3OB9rE2Xg/s400/mataduit.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><div align="center">masa tu aku tepikiaq... rumah aku..</div><div align="center">walaupun bukan tadika.. tapi tadika pun kalah kot..</div><div align="center">pasai aku memang suka beli menan..</div><div align="center">lagi satu.. aku ada belambak barang yang tak guna</div><div align="center">selama ni.. indon tu main simpan ja brg semua.. wakaka.. aku tengok pun tekejut</div><div align="center">mcm mcm ada... astro pun kalah</div><div align="center">yang 3 jebon kat rumah tu pun bukan heran sangat ngan mainan tu semua</div><div align="center">apa depa tau.. mau keluaq ronda ja</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">maka aku pun ambik</div><div align="center">benda yang first sekali aku letak kat mudah</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">beg computer aku yang 1st sekali aku beli masa aku dapat laptop 1st aku</div><div align="center">masa tu tehun 2003 kot.. ada koyak sikit</div><div align="center">aku beli rm69 kot</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">aku letak nak juai rm15 </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">wakaka</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">tak sampai 15 minit iklan tu keluaq.. ada ja org dah beli</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">apa lagi...aku pun jumpa cara.... nak wat duet.. hehehe</div><div align="center"><br /></div><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436464155083512754" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 296px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9-MzhQO9U-LP5SWyI1HxVyLGe5Abykf_CS0w6d76Zq2PP0NFebbWPvNzJlrM2xE9yLctjeirnBLaw5G3PkDuMu42Z7F3-ULawd3btDvvnzcRgc45tah607FJVGIPI_Kpc5CiHH9OTWQM/s400/make+money.bmp" border="0" /></p><p align="center">maka aku pun start la juai semua benda termasuk set kole yg depa bagi masa aku menikah..ya saya mintak maap.. daripada sy simpan kole tuh..beik sy juai boleh bayaq bil ayaq.. tujuan tuan bagi untuk saya guna minum ayaq kan? kalau ayaq kena potong takkan nak minum ayaq parit guna kole lawa tuh?!</p><p align="center">yee ha!</p><p align="center">paih tu.. aku mula pulak pi selongkaq rumah mak aku.. kakak aku.. dan itu saja kot</p><p align="center">hahaha</p><p align="center">aku cuba juai apa yang ada..</p><p align="center">best la plak...rasa macam boleh tanam pokok bawah ni kat rumah</p><p align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436464162978501682" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 344px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU5TlCknraudXqBIVsiZ2dj4or44S9bRWHdKlGFlP4ln4ah6jep1oEyym3-cZMmqjVnKvMWJJCy42VnHOS9-AycxQVGYHJRqY0aNksEJE5ODfVeXOnnGYC8yTvPm-dgAJYp1sB8Stgef4/s400/money+tree.bmp" border="0" /></p><p align="center">en adam konon mensupport aku la.. dia la tolong balut brg..tolong test brg dan semua keja engineer yang lein.. aku salesman</p><p align="center">paih tu aku tengok la.. banyak rupanya org dok meniaga brg sekenhen.. yg paling best tengok.. meinan..belambak.. dulu aku beli satu meinan tu tiga empat ratuih..</p><p align="center">depa boleh juai dalam seratuih ja... putih mata hitam aku!</p><p align="center">maka aku pun nak setop kat sini.. sambung esok lusa..</p><p align="center">heehehe</p><p align="left">...cabaikering...<br /><br /></p><div align="center"></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-88607015875460353392010-02-10T06:07:00.003+08:002010-02-10T06:13:50.188+08:00Lani Pagi Buta<div align="center">Al-Fatihah For My Beloved Bapak<em><span style="font-size:85%;"> (nak pi kuboq satni)</span></em></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Lani pagi buta</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Pukui 6 pagi</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Aku nak mula cerita</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Aku tak mao mengata</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Aku tak mao merapu</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Lani cerita aku</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Semua pasai suka duka aku meniaga</div><div align="center"><span style="color:#990000;">(toksah dok salah sangka. aku bukan nak suruh hangpa beli apa pun...)</span></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Hangpa ingat senang nak meniaga???</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Hangpa nak tau apa rasa meniaga???<em><span style="font-size:85%;"> (yg aku boleh kompem bukan rasa mcm kehepsee heart)</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Maka hangpa ikutla....</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Kesah Suka Duka Cabaikering Vs Juaimurah</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">zassssssssssssssssssss..................................................................</div><div align="center"></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-88440724912665083472010-02-09T09:30:00.002+08:002010-02-09T15:09:26.067+08:00Bismillah Hirrahmaa Nirrahiimm..<div align="center">Alhamdulillah</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Dari Malam Jumaat Lepaih Aku Nak Bukak Balik Blog Ni..</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Macam Macam La Rintangan Dia..Dengan Komputer Bengap.. Aku Bengap.. Meja Bengap</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Hari Ni Dapat La Jugak...</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Hari Ni 9 Februari 2010</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Tehun Lepaih.... Hari Yang Sama... Adalah Hari Paling Laih Aku Ada Bapak..</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Esok.. Dah Cukup Seteun Dia Tak Dak..</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Al - Fatihah Untuk Bapak Aku Tercinta........</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;">Hangpa Get Ready Noh!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;">Cabai Kering Dah Nak Mula Pedaih Balik...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;">Jom Ikut Mami Buat Kecoh!!!</span></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-39130826009920251232009-10-06T14:41:00.002+08:002009-10-06T15:21:12.910+08:00Jom Pi Tengok Pak Itam Menari!<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRYxhk36Ri7U6IC2_J4EWyOFFNFHuz0pBoob5nPFaUlmTfJWuJ5wyJX2Nib7qiptlyfloE4w1rXS9W1KEWuUQRt7j9s5F7XW5hbHSlC0wmXYPsWGoWyq58FobyUJ7By1SXwsf7s2Tsmh4/s1600-h/PA050010.JPG"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389378206240932018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRYxhk36Ri7U6IC2_J4EWyOFFNFHuz0pBoob5nPFaUlmTfJWuJ5wyJX2Nib7qiptlyfloE4w1rXS9W1KEWuUQRt7j9s5F7XW5hbHSlC0wmXYPsWGoWyq58FobyUJ7By1SXwsf7s2Tsmh4/s400/PA050010.JPG" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> aku bangun pagi</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">aku gosok gigi</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">aku makan roti</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">dhl telepon aku</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">aku dapat satu<br /></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr6eNBkC3HqMQyV_TzKCL_fo0eOnOd9nX0lda_8V2Pmnke1EzagUcdRaefsM2nszqkzEGc5mzSqMxa-QkGoYEHd2f2tqNXIU4XTcH01NQwKAOZlVP8G2IiY_oq4nQNLHoxd1HIu1ZUaKg/s1600-h/PA050011.JPG"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389378200279832802" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr6eNBkC3HqMQyV_TzKCL_fo0eOnOd9nX0lda_8V2Pmnke1EzagUcdRaefsM2nszqkzEGc5mzSqMxa-QkGoYEHd2f2tqNXIU4XTcH01NQwKAOZlVP8G2IiY_oq4nQNLHoxd1HIu1ZUaKg/s400/PA050011.JPG" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> aku belek belek</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">aku bukak bukak</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">aku lompat lompat<br /></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGcs0Kh0VbRoaKYwGONIarxmjFxzafDx6vlTqZlE84cEdsv9sZeBzlvPBAsqoNIthF5jciV6d-LdWQunXRcBEyRU1G9CH8Ba6SQoSloH2pHyxiCATGWP9Waovhxr9-lU4Z_J6FyRfmVXk/s1600-h/PA050012.JPG"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389378193647779826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGcs0Kh0VbRoaKYwGONIarxmjFxzafDx6vlTqZlE84cEdsv9sZeBzlvPBAsqoNIthF5jciV6d-LdWQunXRcBEyRU1G9CH8Ba6SQoSloH2pHyxiCATGWP9Waovhxr9-lU4Z_J6FyRfmVXk/s400/PA050012.JPG" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> aku dah dapat</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">apa yang aku dok tungu tunggu</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">aku nak pi tengok depa</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">aku sanggup belanja<br /></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN1nH9v7BflC5wNzEMWTnbUlpg48QYyP22Re2a1KiB7UkCr9W1k23eSYbRyRCNCHtb6pOfpfPzkku8VFivvssVcnBp6GNb4hA0wShQB5gbrUfWskKYjJuzki8b-NPPwUTKAdIMIzClDW8/s1600-h/PA050014.JPG"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389378185697076226" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN1nH9v7BflC5wNzEMWTnbUlpg48QYyP22Re2a1KiB7UkCr9W1k23eSYbRyRCNCHtb6pOfpfPzkku8VFivvssVcnBp6GNb4hA0wShQB5gbrUfWskKYjJuzki8b-NPPwUTKAdIMIzClDW8/s400/PA050014.JPG" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>A for Akon - the black man who turns guilty to a beautiful song</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>B for Beyonce - a black girl who dreams to be blonde and controls the world</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">tak sabaq nak pi jadi kera dapat bunga!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">waakakakakakka!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">okeh... untuk sapa sapa yang tak kenai sapa dua pak itam ni...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">selamat bergoogle!<br /></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEido5sY8fTrqoDR0o4OwmNI3dXGPXzNykZwqAVNSyMDeCt09afwgEw00bZbydXX-ejvV10N8x9nQGpf_8slzqADubWxEgsq3Zc3lpPmVd9rPc_F7fPOPPjgBjxBa7KChh7KsIiuOMbi6cM/s1600-h/PA050015.JPG"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389378179922610594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEido5sY8fTrqoDR0o4OwmNI3dXGPXzNykZwqAVNSyMDeCt09afwgEw00bZbydXX-ejvV10N8x9nQGpf_8slzqADubWxEgsq3Zc3lpPmVd9rPc_F7fPOPPjgBjxBa7KChh7KsIiuOMbi6cM/s400/PA050015.JPG" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">cabaikering...</span></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-41747996677298286732009-10-04T10:51:00.003+08:002009-10-04T11:01:22.595+08:00Hangpa Besa Duduk Ataih Riba Michael Jeksen?<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQj2BsHKpuGgARuHFiaqOoMq2Cr1ESxGiikgFp-xZ-c_BqudMsW0XP6vgFPEauMROsTBxHiOTkeaipZAc6kdk-dnd3uD88u5fTOJoiNoyMzXlGSOLV9K9uLpj1eqvkRVHjFlNDtoBHjjM/s1600-h/PA030315.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388574085200395538" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQj2BsHKpuGgARuHFiaqOoMq2Cr1ESxGiikgFp-xZ-c_BqudMsW0XP6vgFPEauMROsTBxHiOTkeaipZAc6kdk-dnd3uD88u5fTOJoiNoyMzXlGSOLV9K9uLpj1eqvkRVHjFlNDtoBHjjM/s400/PA030315.JPG" /></a> <br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">hangpa besa?</span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">aku besa...hahaha</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">dah dah....</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">pi buat keja lein...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">dia dok sebok..kat alam lein...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> </div></span><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">huk huk..</span></div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">hepi besday cabaikering... muda setehun lagi hang!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">cabaikering...</span><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-9225504515396657742009-09-19T09:00:00.003+08:002009-09-19T09:18:21.491+08:00Jom RAYA!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMnddnvLiwHtm7bU6AAsKHCCuv57Dh2QSFBLIiksyJ8GbfnHCP2IiNDHwDzHw__oWBsSPad-qBXQ2PzO4qOW8X_TGkgZp8ItH5HVUmMIBRtSI9f-K5ccdP-Sgm8pSOgr2XQBdv85PnjqY/s1600-h/salam.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 197px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 146px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382981630261324050" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMnddnvLiwHtm7bU6AAsKHCCuv57Dh2QSFBLIiksyJ8GbfnHCP2IiNDHwDzHw__oWBsSPad-qBXQ2PzO4qOW8X_TGkgZp8ItH5HVUmMIBRtSI9f-K5ccdP-Sgm8pSOgr2XQBdv85PnjqY/s400/salam.jpg" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">aku heran...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">raya ni bukan untuk nak bersuka ria ka? kalau macam tu pasai apa aku dok sebok penat buat kerja? uwaaaaaaa!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">lani dok pening apa pun tak habih lagi nih! duit raya pun aku tak lipat lagi... baju pun tak seterika lagi.. baju raya bagi mak indon seterika sekali hanguih..menangih ayaq mata darah satni!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">raya tehun ni tak besh sangat.. bapak aku dah takdak.. mcm ni rupanya raya tehun pertama takdak bapak nak disalam... tapi yang beiknya.. jimat sikit duit raya! waakaka! kejam betoi!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">apa apa pun.. raya tetap raya.. bunga api dah sedia.. sat aku nak kena pi rebuih ketupat plastik pulak.. mak aku bagi essainmen. tak buat mampuih..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">terimalah... dari cabai kering... pantun raya.. bacalah macam mana hangpa suka.. guna musik lagu rasa sayang pun boleh.. lagu beat it pun boleh... janji baca!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#330000;">Kelantan </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#330000;">Make nasik cicoh budu </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#330000;">Jange lupo tamboh satar </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#330000;">Kelik rayo taksir laju </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#330000;">Nanti rayo dale sepita</span> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#000066;">Terengganu... </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#000066;">Makang ubi jamang jepong </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#000066;">Makang kepok cicah cuke </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#000066;">Bulang pose mung bengong </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#000066;">Bulang raye mung gile</span> </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#330033;">Pahang... </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#330033;">Sepadan Pahang ada kasino </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#330033;">Nasi dagang ikan patin </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#330033;">Jange mu masam muko </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#330033;">Raya makan rendang sadin</span> </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#990000;">Johor... </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#990000;">Cegitu cegini awak suke </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#990000;">Awak suke kite tak suke </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#990000;">Esok luse hari raye </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#990000;">Sama-sama bersuke rie</span> </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#003300;">Melaka... (kah kah kah…pengotoq betoi org Melaka..opss…sini xdak org Melaka kan?)</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#003300;">Hawau kau berak merate </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#003300;">Kaki bengkak ulau patok </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#003300;">Kalu balik naik kerete </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#003300;">Jangan pandu kalau ngantok<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#333300;">N. Sembilan... </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#333300;">Masak lomak cili api </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#333300;">Campo dongan daun turi </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#333300;">Hari rayo kolumpo sopi </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#333300;">Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri (org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)</span> </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#003333;">Selangor/K.Lumpur... </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#003333;">Wa cakap lu wa tak tau </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#003333;">Tapi wa tipu sama lu </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#003333;">Raya jangan buat tak tau </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#003333;">Angpau ada bagi gua dulu</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#000099;">Perak... </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#000099;">Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#000099;">Deroyan busok tebok tupai </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#000099;">Pandu hemat ingat kampong </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#000099;">Asal teman selamat sampai</span> </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#993300;">Kedah... </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#993300;">Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#993300;">Lapaq perut makan pau </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#993300;">Macam mana tak ketaq </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#993300;">Kena paksa bagi angpau</span> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#663333;">Perlis... </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#663333;">Padang besaq kecik aja </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#663333;">Tempat siam lalu lalang </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#663333;">Hari raya kita berbelanja </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#663333;">Jangan sampai menambah utang</span> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">And last but NOT LEAST …PANTUN KAMPUNG AKU!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">Penang... </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">Nasi kandaq kedai mamak </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">Anak mami juai pesemboq </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">Lepaih raya toksah dok teriak </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq.....</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;">wakakakakkakaa..... <em>tima kasih suhaila bagi aku kopirite nak bubuh kat belog aku..</em></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">MAAP ZAHIR BATIN!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">cabaikering...</span></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-40163011055619036682009-09-16T14:31:00.002+08:002009-09-16T15:22:19.970+08:00Posa Ka Dak?<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">bayangkan... cermin mata yang hangpa pakai untuk tengok dunia dengan terang selama ni... tiba tiba kaboq nampak gelap bila pakai...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">bayangkan... kasut yang hangpa pakai pi kerja hari hari... tiba tiba longgaq..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">bayangkan... koley yang hangpa dok guna minum kopi tiap tiap pagi..bocoq pagi ni...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">bayangkan... bila hangpa terlalu pecaya yang mamak roti nanti hantaq roti banggali tiap tiap malam untuk hangpa makan tapi sekali dia tak hantaq....</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">maka aku dok merapukah? dak... aku tak merapu...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">aku belajaq benda yang baru.. pasai tu aku cuti lama... aku pi mengaji</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">aku tak mengaji jeuh... dekat saja... tapi terasa macam jeuh...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">apa yang aku belajaq?</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">1. kalau hangpa nak pecaya kat orang.. beik pecaya kat beruk</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">2. kalau hangpa nak sayang orang.. beik hangpa sayang anak tikuih yang bulu tebai tu</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">3. kalau hangpa nak jadi bodoh.. jadilah macam aku </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Selamat Berposa Lagi 3 setengah hari...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Malam ni kita serbu masjid... pi semayang tau...bukan pi makan nasik malam 27 ja...huuhu</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">cabaikering...</span>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-42507923866638001732009-07-22T06:09:00.003+08:002009-07-22T06:22:48.762+08:00The Climb - Miley Cyrus<div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I can almost see it</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">That dream I'm dreaming but</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">There's a voice inside my head sayin,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">You'll never reach it,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Every step I'm taking,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Every move I make feels</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Lost with no direction</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">My faith is shaking but I</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Got to keep trying</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Got to keep my head held high</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">There's always going to be another mountain</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I'm always going to want to make it move</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Always going to be an uphill battle,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Sometimes I'm gonna to have to lose,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ain't about how fast I get there,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ain't about what's waiting on the other side</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It's the climb</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The struggles I'm facing,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The chances I'm taking</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Sometimes they knock me down but</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">No I'm not breaking</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I may not know it</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">But these are the moments that</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I'm going to remember most yeah</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Just got to keep going</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">And I,I got to be strong</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Just keep pushing on, cause</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">There's always going to be another mountain</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I'm always going to want to make it move</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Always going to be an uphill battle,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Sometimes I'm gonna to have to lose,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ain't about how fast I get there,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ain't about what's waiting on the other side</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It's the climb</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">There's always going to be another mountain</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I'm always going to want to make it move</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Always going to be an uphill battle,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Sometimes you going to have to lose,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ain't about how fast I get there,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ain't about what's waiting on the other side</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It's the climb</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Keep on moving</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Keep climbing</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Keep the faith baby</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It's all aboutIt's all about</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The climb</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Keep the faith</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Keep your faith..........</span></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs</a></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="left">cabaikering...</div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-11735431156148739722009-06-30T21:06:00.004+08:002009-07-01T08:48:11.174+08:00berabuk... bersawang...alamak.. ada spiderman pulak dok gayut!<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">tu dia haih!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">tengok tajuk pun hangpa mesti tau aku tak reti nak tulih apa dah</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">punyalah rindu nak tulih... tapi aku takut... satgi hangpa ramai ramai kerumun belog aku.. satgi telrlepaih h1n1 satgi tak kak leceh...? wakakak</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">ada banyak menda merapu aku nak tulih.. bulan lepaih anak menakan aku menikah.. kami pi pahang.. pi singgah janda beik.. memang beik sugguh! wakakaka</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">lepaih tu aku melewaq lagi mingggu lepaih.. cari makan la....</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">yang paling sedeh tu... kapai terbang penuh.. aku tak sempat nak pi.. huhu..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">aku nak pi tengok la macam mana depa kebumi dia...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">kesian pulak kat dia.. hidup huru hara.. yang ni memang lilin betoi punya.. terbakaq hanguih...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">mikel jakson.... hang memang a legend... mai sikit harta.... hehehe</span><br /><p align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 370px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353285025501654722" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKxm8EVaUzi71qeWkz1fAPyVXU3ICiusQUhREy8mPJ7En4Fsvt01ynCplFhrJ05JayAcqm-MxTh2Yg-10qPFt50kaLZ0wA9hMjWigvuUS8CtwZla8M3XsCNrX8sgzGcdnJFWc7N6r5q5Q/s400/michael_jackson_12.jpg" /></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>aku suka gambaq negro.. tak suka gambaq org putih... hmmmm...</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">cabaikering...</span></p>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-2621594904674053042009-06-13T10:24:00.003+08:002009-06-13T10:39:40.731+08:00Skim Nak Kaya Ka Nak Kayap Ni?!<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Selalu kan kita nanti dapat email macam kat bawah ni.. Konon depa ada duit nakmintak tolong kta bok keluaq duit tu.. lepaih tu kita pun dapat habuan kita..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Masyaallah... Yang aku pelek.. ada jugak hamba Allah yang tertipu dengan menda alah ni... kesian pun kesian jugak.. tapi takkanla tak nampak logik dia.. mai pulak negro dua tiga ekoq yang mengaku loyer dokter...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Memang banyak jenayah macam ni asai dia dari Nigeria.. tapi aku heran macam mana orang Mesia boleh ... boleh hilang kat RM20juta kat depa!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Bukan tu ja.. kalau hangpa try juai barang mahai macam videocamera dalam mudah pun depa nanti kata nak beli.. konon depa ada kat London.. tapi soh hantaq pi nigeria kat anak menakan la menantu la... ikut kita la nak nilai yang mana betoi..</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">Tapi yang heran.. polis tak boleh ka menyamaq macam org biasa.. cuba deal dengan depa ni lepaih tu tangkap depa? Kalau dah sampai tahap 20juta ni? Sapa anak polis sini tolong mai jawab sat</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Aku harap takdak dah orang yang nak kena tipu macam ni lein kali...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">keysian...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">cabaikering...</span><br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Hello sir the info. </span></em><br /><a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/h/1ki5glj5szsxv/?redir=%3Fv%3Dc%26s%3Dm%26th%3D121cef03fa559aae&a=st&at=xn3j2yw9piew905kh6mhcoyp2tdlhk&m=121cef03fa559aae#m_121cef03fa559aae"></a><em><span style="font-size:85%;"> <br />MADAM Abbas mandoza, family ventures sudan <abbascomenz2@msn.com><br />Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 6:48 PM<br />Reply-To: cynthaxmenz@centrum.cz<br /></span></em><a accesskey="r" href="http://mail.google.com/mail/h/1ki5glj5szsxv/?v=b&s=m&rm=121cef03fa559aae&pv=cv&th=121cef03fa559aae&cs=r"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Reply</span></em></a><em><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span></em><a accesskey="a" href="http://mail.google.com/mail/h/1ki5glj5szsxv/?v=b&s=m&rm=121cef03fa559aae&pv=cv&th=121cef03fa559aae&cs=ra"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Reply to all</span></em></a><em><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span></em><a accesskey="f" href="http://mail.google.com/mail/h/1ki5glj5szsxv/?v=b&s=m&rm=121cef03fa559aae&pv=cv&th=121cef03fa559aae&cs=f"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Forward</span></em></a><em><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span></em><a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/h/1ki5glj5szsxv/?v=pt&s=m&msg=121cef03fa559aae" target="_blank"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Print</span></em></a><em><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span></em><a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/h/1ki5glj5szsxv/?s=m&a=dm&at=xn3j2yw9piew905kh6mhcoyp2tdlhk&m=121cef03fa559aae"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Delete</span></em></a><em><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span></em><a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/h/1ki5glj5szsxv/?v=om&th=121cef03fa559aae" target="_blank"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Show original</span></em></a><em><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Asalamualaikum,I am Madam Abbas .C. Mandoza, a Sudanese refugee in Thailand, My late husband was a very big top officer in oil sector under the government of Sudan, he was also in charge of reviving royalties from the Miltie-national oil companies and government on behalf of the oil producing communities in Sudan.He died at the Darfur region of Sudan where they were on a peace keeping mission after being ambushed by Sudanese rebels. He has since being buried in line with religious rites and the family have since moved out from Sudan. My purpose of contacting you is to seek your assistance in Investing a particular fund deposited by my late husband in a [safe&financial keeping company in south east Asia]security. For our investment purpose in Asia. We just need your directions to follow-up However, this correspondence is official, and it should be treated as such. At first i will like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free, I decided to contact you after an intensive search and reading you profile am being convinced within me that you’ll not disappoint us considering the important of this transaction to me as a widow and my family. The whole documents relating to the fund are very much intact with me and my children which i left with by my late husband (a son and a daughter). As a matter of fact, this is the future of our family and this is why i am contacting you to help us on behalf of my late husband and family in this our investment plan. We intend investing this sum $5.6M in Asia to enable us move from this uncivilized part of the world(Africa) since it was my late husband's plan, it pains me a lot till this moment that, he did not return from his mission to carry on with his visions for us. Please for the Allah sake we want you to be our eyes in buying a house and help us in our investment plan in your country because we are not civilize and we have no idea about business investment. we don't want to make mistakes. The amount involved is Five million, six hundred thousand U.S. dollars(US$5.6m). Upon the receipt of your respond and both parties understanding, I will forward the whole details including the area of assistance required from you. 15% (negotiable) part of the fund will be given to you at the end as compensation for your assistance. This will be discussed when I hear from you. Thanks for your anticipated assistance. Do not reply to notification email. Respond to my official Email:</span></em><a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/h/1ki5glj5szsxv/?v=b&cs=wh&to=cynthaxmenz@centrum.cz" target="_blank"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">cynthaxmenz@centrum.cz</span></em></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><em> Yours Sincerely, Mrs.Abbas C. Mandoza. (For the family).</em> </span>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-54609762124521057622009-06-06T10:49:00.003+08:002009-06-06T11:00:40.939+08:00Awat... Pasai Apa....<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHprf9ut3MA8XO9BFwkesjJWUAegkJPF2FIPFfeRJTpudDTsQTM6Ali4vP3xBZrrbq2XH0IU6_HsDzsoMaU3st8ZVAFMblyWQybSALDlNd_3RDajF3LhJEOsAbno9yCdFc-zUhJ0ro1Ro/s1600-h/00000423793.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 192px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 188px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344043653775421250" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHprf9ut3MA8XO9BFwkesjJWUAegkJPF2FIPFfeRJTpudDTsQTM6Ali4vP3xBZrrbq2XH0IU6_HsDzsoMaU3st8ZVAFMblyWQybSALDlNd_3RDajF3LhJEOsAbno9yCdFc-zUhJ0ro1Ro/s400/00000423793.jpg" /></a><em><span style="font-size:85%;"> talam dua muka....insaflah...</span><br /></em><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Awat...Pasai Apa...</span><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Manusia Suka Berdengki?</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Awat...Pasai Apa...</span><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Manusia Tak Boleh Tengok Orang Lein Hidup Senang?</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Awat...Pasai Apa...</span><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Manusia Tak Boleh Kerja Dengan Ikhlaih...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Awat...Pasai Apa...</span><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Manusia Boleh Taboq Pasiaq Kat Periuk Nasik Orang Lein...Cuma Kerana Orang Tu Kerja Sungguh Sungguh Cari Nasik Halai?</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Bahagialah Hangpa Yang Buat Naya Kat Sesama Manusia..</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Semoga Allah Balaih Apa Yang Patut..</span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Semoga Perut Hangpa Kenyang Makan Rezeki Tak Berkat.. Rezeki Curi Tulang...</span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Alhamdulillah..Amiin...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Wakakkakaaka</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">cabaikering...</span></div></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-79318775417475012842009-06-03T22:11:00.002+08:002009-06-03T22:20:16.282+08:00Saya Bangla Mari La Inchek...Bukan Lakon Punya Orang<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">hehehe</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">best pulak baca paper star tadi..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">tergelak jugak dengaq lagak orang kena tangkap basah..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">sanggup berbalut dalam kerten rumah pekeja asing...mengaku dia tu pekeja asing.. wakaka</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">tu la hangpa ni... pada pada la nak buat maksiat pun... sampai orang tak tahan telepon komplen kat jabatan agama islam..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">kan ka naya nak kena tukaq bangsa! wakaka</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">dan yang paling best... hangpa tengokla sendiri nama orang yang buat liputan berita nih!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:180%;">MALU WEI!!!</span></div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><em><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Actor flees Jais raid on fiancee’s home without his clothes<br /><strong><span style="color:#990000;">Compiled by BEH YUEN HUI, YENG AI CHUN and A. RAMAN</span></strong><br />A TV actor tried to make a quick escape – minus his clothes – when Selangor Religious Department (Jais) officers raided his fiancee’s apartment in Petaling Jaya, reported Harian Metro.<br />The 20-something actor, who appears in a mystic and horror TV series, managed to climb to the next unit’s balcony on the fifth floor at 3am recently.<br />Five Jais officers raided the apartment after receiving complaints from neighbours that the actor and his fiancee would meet up frequently at her home.<br />The woman, also in her 20s and an assistant producer in the TV series, told the officers that she lived alone.<br />The woman, who was dressed in a sleeveless top and skimpy shorts, allowed officers into her room where they found a pair of men’s trousers and shirt.<br />Jais Special Force Unit chief Shahrom Maarop said: “Further inspection found signs that a person had exited through the balcony.”<br />The officers then went next door and found a few male foreigners living in the apartment.<br />One of the officers spotted a man who had wrapped himself with the curtains near the balcony.<br />“Officers questioned the actor who tried to pose as one of the foreigners. But the ruse did not work as his accent and skin colour were different from the occupants.<br />“The actor finally admitted that he had been sleeping at the woman’s home and that they were engaged,” Shahrom said.</span><br /></span></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">sorilah aku tak hapdet lama.. aku pi cari makan.. tempat jeuh.. dah balik pun..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">anak anak pun cuti sekolah... takdak kaitan dengan takdak hapdet..hehehe</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">tapi memang aku bizzi lani.. bizzi bukan pasai bisnes besaq... bizzi pasai aku dok buat kerja merapu banyak..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">hangpa kerap kerap la mai jengok aku nah!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">tima kasih... </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">cabaikering...</span>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-32372342857529591862009-05-22T10:11:00.004+08:002009-05-22T15:35:40.404+08:00sikit hari ni... pasai post hari tu.... :-)<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuhO7B-76j-huYqyrVWV99m0CBvdFGggWozWeNIyPveg69OYOw-_Een39vBTeU7T1MYa978zDHeulqsTihesaQ1sAHnE1TYa7qGol5sNLtfHBPMg1d4ySNqBztT-Fga6jZUY11R35hYSU/s1600-h/praygirl.gif"></a><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">sikit hari ni... kurang orang komen kat belog aku..</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">aku hingat belog aku dah basi la..</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">baru ni aku post satu benda kontoversi.. aku postla cara kontroversi..</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">alhamdulillah.. banyak la pulak pendapat masuk... hehehhe</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">tima kasih banyak nah.. cabaikering suuuukaaaaa!</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">aku ak jugak la mintak maap kat orang yang rasa tak sedap jiwa raga tengok post kali ni.. marah takpa..tapi kena maapkan aku tau...huhuhu..</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">tapi nak habaq mai kat hangpa jugakla.. cabaikering bukan mangkuk hayun..nak pesalah ustazah pulak pasai benda ni..wakakak....cabaikering ingat nak tulis salah chekgu matematik...tapi macam tak sesoooai la plak...hahaha</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">tapi nak jawabla sikit kat blogger yang sudi tinggai jejak..</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">1. kalau dia belajaq adab bersolat..dia takkan nak pakai macam ni walaupun dia ikhlaih...salah sapa tak ajaq dia??? <em>chekgu bm </em>ka?</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">2. kita semua tau jeuh dalam sudut hati pakai baju macam ni pun dah cukup tak elok..apatah lagi nak bawak bersolat.. sapa yang cipta baju macam ni? </span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">3. kita tau ramai lagi yang pakaian dia elok..tapi dia tak solat...itu hak dia..kalau dia tak kacau kita tunaikan solat..tapi kalau hang ni pompuan.. pakai skert pendedk masuk surau nak solat mau tak haru????</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">4. mana kita tau orang yang tangkap gambaq ni tak tegoq dia? mungkin orang ni hantaq gambaq nak buat pengajaran kat kita semua..</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">5. kita tak tau dia dapat pahala ka dosa.. tapi kita marah kan bila kita dapat gambaq perkataan Allah kat botoi arak? atau kat tempat yang tak patut??? tapi bawak masuk benda tak patut ke rumah Allah ni boleh ka? <em>chekgu sejarah </em>tak ajaq ka?</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">melalui post kali ni.. cabaikering paham..lein org lein cara tengok benda.. tapi toksahla sesekali kata takpa kat benda yang menghina macam ni..</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">cabaikering pun tak habaq kata chekgu dia mengajaq dia pakai macam tu.....jangan dok salah interperet..wakkaaka... </span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><br /> </div></span><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">lagi satu... hangpa toksahla dok anggap belog merapu cabaikering ni belog mendakwah..aku ni pun jalan macam ketam... satgi...leceh... ! tapi aku sudi dengaq kalau hangpa nak perbetoi aku..</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">wallahualam.. jom istighfar 3X .....</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">tima kasih semua... tak mai penang ka cuti skolah ni! </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><br /></div></span><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">ps- bank masuk contest dapat barang pree...masuk </span><a href="http://www.juaimurah.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">sini</span></a><br /></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">cabaikering...</span></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-35304646144879801392009-05-16T12:47:00.002+08:002009-05-16T12:53:59.470+08:00Sapa Ustazah Yang Mengajaq ButaKare Ni???<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs-wqBKh2vK-ndyOx-JBoGfi71UVmQythYzlK3oUmDvdn44ysN_wRRjlNqNDCSWqNm0LQF7__msnqVGQ6HHAgeEErmrHX8gWNAVvmYs6KVzqBlziQ6c6ZDDJFFrbhpfm4EWxJWYa40ZP0/s1600-h/adab2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336279160452679986" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 354px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 441px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs-wqBKh2vK-ndyOx-JBoGfi71UVmQythYzlK3oUmDvdn44ysN_wRRjlNqNDCSWqNm0LQF7__msnqVGQ6HHAgeEErmrHX8gWNAVvmYs6KVzqBlziQ6c6ZDDJFFrbhpfm4EWxJWYa40ZP0/s400/adab2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_2qs9Pi2RBKchOeI1v7ghTw3rJPtoRsIy4iMiH1-gvrmyWLViV0ThO2c87lhavB2P8cVC5SOSANvafaiCgg7erKWDJMG3LVNegq3m0eAXoKn1eo58OmdAMfZfu8Gek1FbtC0w6-upnSE/s1600-h/adab1.jpg"></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">aku memang banyak kerja.... tapi aku sempat jugakla baca emel merapu yang laki aku dok hantaq</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">aku memang cukup tak tahan tengok email pasai gambaq ataih ni...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">kalau hangpa kenai dia... kirim salam penampaq sat...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">takkan la buta akai sampai tak perasan baju apa dia pakai..</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">dak pun dia ni tak reti baca omputih..beli baju rm5 kat bundle tepi jalan chowkit.. lawa punya pasai.. lepaih tu masa lalu nak pi pudu.. lalu kat mesjid jamek.. dengaq azan..</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">pasai nak bagi girlpren dia kagum.. dia pun masuk solat sat..</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><em>(ini benda yang aku agak la... sebab betoi kalau dapat jumpa dia aku habaq kat hangpa nanti)</em><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">bangang ustazah yang mengajaq dia!</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;">cabaikering...</span><br /></div></span><div></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8181170253685337895.post-11674687177073843092009-05-09T23:59:00.000+08:002009-05-09T23:46:06.757+08:00Selamat Hari Mak...<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUVsiLDnu3nap72hbRw2EJAkUWPbd9qRuIH2GIGvKdftPHwTvkdsvplDQzB-linxzeB0cGmz8uSmhm0Y-9qlwisBJV7gogu-vThu_BrLeOLYfD3HQoWzGrztNyGfIR3qLfICp-psC_KvQ/s1600-h/mothersday.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333849867481761890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUVsiLDnu3nap72hbRw2EJAkUWPbd9qRuIH2GIGvKdftPHwTvkdsvplDQzB-linxzeB0cGmz8uSmhm0Y-9qlwisBJV7gogu-vThu_BrLeOLYfD3HQoWzGrztNyGfIR3qLfICp-psC_KvQ/s400/mothersday.bmp" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"> susahnya jadi mak...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><em>semuanya nak kena korbankan...</em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">susahnya jadi mak...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><em>semuanya nak kena risaukan...</em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">susahnya jadi mak...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"><em>kan senang kalau bapak yang jadi tukang beranak???</em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">huhuhuhu</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">aku nak ucap selamat hari mak kepada semua mak mak yang baca entri nih</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">aku nak ucap selamat hari mak kat tok aku..mak aku..kakak aku..makcik aku..sepupu sepapat aku..kawan kawan aku..bukan kawan kawan aku..peminat peminat siti nurhaliza..<em>heheh..hangpa ingat aku nak tulih peminat sapa lagi?takkan aku kot..wakaaka</em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">dan yang paling penting..ucapan selamat hari mak</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">untuk....</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">AKU</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">cabaikering...</span><br /></div><div align="center"></div>CaBaiKeRinGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01738604407682135254noreply@blogger.com6